Mmm Mmm Health Care (With Apologies to the Crash Test Dummies)

Once there was this Prez, who
Didn’t like the health care costs, and promised to re-tool
But when he did some Town Halls
His polls had turned from great into awful
He said that all those details
That small print’s sooooo haarrrdddd

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Once there was this Speaker who
Wouldn’t go and deal with any Blue Dog in the cloak rooms
But when they finally made her…
They saw spending out of control
She’s very good at explain’in it
‘The silly voters don’t care’

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But both Speaker and Prez were glad
‘Cause one pol had it worse than that…..

‘Cause then there was this Senator
Held all those secret meetings hidden from the press pool
And with opinion research
They looked n’ saw polls lurched down a big craphole
The voters had explained it
Don’t ever EVER go….. there

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